July 18th, 2008 @ 5:25PM
Fell off the edge of the world...
So much for science and the earth being round.
July 6th, 2008 @ 5:55PM
Should British troops pull out of Iraq?
Yes - 71%
No - 24%
Not sure - 5%
(Over at Metro.co.uk - Obviously not a place where anti-war protestors will be congregating just to rig a poll. We leave vote rigging to the experts over there in the US)
Should Snow White's pals be known as gnomes to avoid offending dwarves?
Yes - 6%
No - 92%
(Should I rename my cock to avoid insulting anyone with the name "Dirty Little Pecker"?)
July 6th, 2008 @ 4:32AM
Control: "South Wales Police, what's your emergency?"
Caller: "It's not really. I just need to inform you that across the mountain there's a bright stationary object."
Control: "Right."
Caller: "If you've got a couple of minutes perhaps you could find out what it is? It's been there at least half an hour and it's still there."
Control: "It's been there for half an hour. Right. Is it actually on the mountain or in the sky?"
Caller: "It's in the air."
Control: "I will send someone up there now to check it out."
Caller: "OK."
After the police patrol car arrives, the script reveals the exchange between the control room and the police officer sent to the scene.
Control: "Alpha Zulu 20, this object in the sky, did anyone have a look at it?"
Officer: "Yes, it's the moon. Over."
(That was in the news this week...)
June 23rd, 2008 @ 10:10AM
June 15th, 2008 @ 7:52AM
Parents.
And I
PHP
In the process of converting much of my own site to this wonderful language as well as setting up a spare machine with Apache, PHP and MySQL on it... Figured it was about time I learned it. Ugh... I just realised I have several documents to write up later. Where's the bong when I need one?
function StopDoingMyHeadIn ($argh,$pffft)
June 3rd, 2008 @ 12:28PM
so i'm going to take a break and visit my home town, see the family, old friends. thank you Mom and Bo (and the others who privately messaged and IM'd) for the condolences. my gramps was the best, no exceptions. he fought for his country in WW2, he was the rock in the family, there will never be anyone close to him.
i'm going to be working on a single with a real band when i get back, so tons of press releases and other documents to sort out... been 10 years since i played in a real band and the first gig might be in front of several thousand people. that, in itself, beats most achievements online hands down... not enjoying the feel of the temporary earplugs to protect them until i have the scans though lol. so, for all those textbook following guitar masturbating egotistical cocksuckers who don't even play live (and probably can't, too busy jizzing over their own pic on their desktop)... don't give up your day jobs eh? when the band's first single gets 1000 pre-orders mainly on the strength of two festival shows, no mainstream publicity and appeals to a student following that represents one of the best areas to get known in, tell me again how your zillion online streams and few dozen mp3 sales is such a success.
damn fucking right i'm sticking it to those people. for years i watched people come here and boast, spam and bullshit their wares, most of which would have better success being used as some form of pest control. good luck with that! also, i may not be ChillinBuzz with the future project but i'm still a big cog in the engine. in fact, it'll be nice to be plain old Chris again, regardless of whether i end up playing bass or rhythm again. just like the 90s, without the drinking and recklessness.
always an indie though. i do miss this site when i'm away or ill... but it's been suffering from a bad infestation for some time and you'd never be able to buy enough rat poison to cure it.
May 29th, 2008 @ 9:40AM
bad news always hurts. more so when it's family.
and just after 11pm, not even 2 hours after my brother had messaged me with bad news, he rang to let me know my grandfather had passed away.
my absence from here lately has mostly been to do with my own health, that was a struggle in itself... but this has devastated me.
another time, perhaps. music has no place in my heart right now.
May 25th, 2008 @ 3:26PM
Urban Dictionary...
7. Fox News (1881 up, 615 down)
National Republican Bullshit Network. Watched by ignorant, gun-toting, flag-waving ultra-nationalistic right-wing Christian fundamentalists who think George Bush is the new fucking Messiah or something; basically, the scum of American society who, if they had their way, would turn America into a fascist police state in order to feel safe from the "terrorists" (aka: "brown people").
Fox News is only good for laughing at the bullshit those worthless Republicans like to spew. If you want a real source of news, go the independent route.
by Ninja Disaster Jul 2, 2003
May 21st, 2008 @ 9:17AM
a few new ideas in the works...
but where to post them...
(and no, i don't have the space here)
think i need another site for storing music, since i refuse to create multiple artist accounts for the tunes.
May 20th, 2008 @ 12:19PM
When you put the clowns in charge, don't be surprised when a circus breaks out.
please tell me they sterilise ignorant spammers who do nothing but make excuses for their actions... i would hate to think they are allowed to infect the gene pool, it's already got enough crap in it. if not, they should.
why do i dislike them? because they're full of shit. they call their spam "socialising" - they were shown what they did was actually not allowed and what happened? they turned into telling introductions like a children's story, as if implying every n00b was a total idiot. add a few links to your pages and voila, a new twist on "socialising" - i prefer to call it by it's real name, "massaging the swollen ego"... which, unfortunately it seems, looks to be contagious.
can see it now, if everyone adopted that stance, within a year or two what remains of this place will be nothing more than a myspace-esque bulletin board filled with nothing but automated spam from people so desperate to have a few hits they'll suck dick. of course, i'm sure the ignorance will prevent them from actually seeing this... and just because you won a few fans doesn't make you the Metallicas of the indie world although they've got egos on a similar scale. actually, it's a shame they aren't tied to a major, it would kill two birds with one stone...
i always equated spam with spotty underage American kids who thought that throwing a few badly spelt words together over someone else's work and donning some fake bling made them into megastars. how far they've really come eh?
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